1 00:00:12,426 --> 00:00:14,562 ( muziki wa mandhari unacheza ) 2 00:00:16,013 --> 00:00:18,449 Mtangazaji: Kwa siku zilizopita miaka michache Ricky Gervais, 3 00:00:18,446 --> 00:00:21,108 Stephen Merchant, na Karl Pilkington 4 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,028 Tumekuwa tukikutana mara kwa mara 5 00:00:23,026 --> 00:00:25,368 Kwa mfululizo mazungumzo yasiyo na maana. 6 00:00:25,364 --> 00:00:27,192 Huyu ni mmoja wao. 7 00:00:27,190 --> 00:00:28,662 - Upimaji. - Je! ni sawa? 8 00:00:28,660 --> 00:00:30,646 (mapenzi) 9 00:00:30,643 --> 00:00:33,721 Habari na karibu kwa "Onyesho la Ricky Gervais" 10 00:00:33,717 --> 00:00:35,448 Pamoja nami, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant... 11 00:00:35,446 --> 00:00:38,396 - Habari. -... Na buffoon mdogo mwenye kichwa cha pande zote 12 00:00:38,391 --> 00:00:39,832 Huyo ni Karl Pilkington. 13 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:41,431 Habari. 14 00:00:47,097 --> 00:00:49,180 Um, kumbuka tulikuwa kuzungumza kwa muda nyuma 15 00:00:49,177 --> 00:00:51,453 Kuhusu dodoso ambayo mara nyingi huonyeshwa 16 00:00:51,450 --> 00:00:53,887 Mwisho wa kipindi cha TV "ndani ya studio ya mwigizaji"? 17 00:00:53,884 --> 00:00:56,159 - Ah ndio. - Ambapo mwenyeji, James Lipton, huwa anauliza 18 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:58,015 maswali sawa kwa kila mgeni? 19 00:00:58,012 --> 00:01:00,064 Na inafaa tu aina ya kupata ubunifu wao, 20 00:01:00,061 --> 00:01:02,401 Unajua, juisi inapita na akili zao kufanya kazi. 21 00:01:02,398 --> 00:01:05,026 Tulimuuliza Karl baadhi yao. Hatukuwahi kujaza dodoso. 22 00:01:05,022 --> 00:01:06,881 - Wacha tuendelee na hilo basi. - Nilidhani tungempiga risasi chache zaidi. 23 00:01:06,879 --> 00:01:09,026 Na hiyo itabidi pia kuwatambulisha watu 24 00:01:09,023 --> 00:01:11,972 Kwa jinsi akili yake inavyofanya kazi kidogo. Sawa. 25 00:01:11,968 --> 00:01:14,789 Sauti gani au kelele gani unampenda, Karl? 26 00:01:14,784 --> 00:01:19,370 Um, hakuna kweli moja kwamba mimi upendo. 27 00:01:19,363 --> 00:01:22,761 - Kelele nzuri kama hizo unapata-- - Stephen: Ndiyo. 28 00:01:22,756 --> 00:01:24,648 Napenda kwenda katika bustani, kulia, 29 00:01:24,645 --> 00:01:26,888 Na wewe kwenda "hiyo ni nzuri, sivyo?" 30 00:01:26,885 --> 00:01:28,777 Na utapata kelele za ndege na mambo. 31 00:01:28,775 --> 00:01:31,950 Lakini kwa kelele hizo za ndege huja mkazo kidogo, sawa? 32 00:01:31,945 --> 00:01:33,997 kwa sababu nilikuwa huko siku nyingine 33 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:36,367 Na kama ninavyosema, kelele za ndege kidogo na kwamba, 34 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:38,607 Na Robin mdogo alikuwepo na nikafikiri "hiyo ni ya ajabu. 35 00:01:38,604 --> 00:01:41,009 Hiyo imetoka mapema," kwa sababu iko kama majira ya kiangazi na hayo. 36 00:01:41,005 --> 00:01:42,769 - Stephen: Hakika. - Karl: Na kisha nikafikiria, 37 00:01:42,767 --> 00:01:44,049 "oh, hiyo ni nzuri," na nilikuwa nikiitazama. 38 00:01:44,048 --> 00:01:46,549 Kisha ikapatikana mdudu mdogo, 39 00:01:46,545 --> 00:01:49,783 Na nilikuwa kama, "hey, weka chini," sawa? 40 00:01:49,778 --> 00:01:52,342 ( anacheka ) samahani. Lo! Unamaanisha nini? 41 00:01:52,338 --> 00:01:54,614 Kwa nini ulikuwa unaingilia? Kwanini ulikuwa unaingilia... 42 00:01:54,611 --> 00:01:58,396 - Katika asili. -... Na Robin kuchukua mdudu? 43 00:01:58,390 --> 00:02:00,666 Kwa sababu tu ilikuwa siku nzuri ya jua na hiyo 44 00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:05,120 Na nilifikiri-- tazama, minyoo kawaida hutoka nje wakati wa mvua, sivyo? 45 00:02:05,113 --> 00:02:07,261 Na unaenda, "sawa, nitaweka dau wanafurahi kufa kwa namna 46 00:02:07,258 --> 00:02:09,022 Na nikafikiria-- tazama, kwa sababu inatoka nje inaposhuka, ni mbaya." 47 00:02:09,020 --> 00:02:10,813 Wanakuja juu ya udongo basi-- sivyo? 48 00:02:10,810 --> 00:02:13,181 - Ndio. - --Inapokuwa mbaya. Lakini ilikuwa siku ya jua - 49 00:02:13,178 --> 00:02:15,005 Isitoshe hawazamii, Nadhani. 50 00:02:15,003 --> 00:02:18,112 Hapana, sio hivyo, sivyo? Ni kwamba tu hewa, maji au kitu 51 00:02:18,107 --> 00:02:19,934 Kuanguka chini na wao njoo uone kinachoendelea. 52 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:22,657 Je! Hapana, subiri. 53 00:02:22,653 --> 00:02:24,833 Lakini kwa nini wanakuja wakati wanadhani mvua inanyesha? 54 00:02:24,830 --> 00:02:26,977 Wewe ni mdudu, sawa? Mvua huanza kunyesha. 55 00:02:26,974 --> 00:02:28,705 - Niambie mchakato wako wa mawazo. - Kweli, wewe tu - 56 00:02:28,702 --> 00:02:30,402 Uko chini, huwezi kuona chochote. 57 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,713 - Ni giza hata hivyo. - Ricky: Ndiyo. 58 00:02:31,712 --> 00:02:33,539 Kwa hivyo mvua akishuka juu ya nchi. 59 00:02:33,537 --> 00:02:35,471 Mdudu huenda, "nini kinaendelea?" 60 00:02:36,481 --> 00:02:39,174 Mdudu huenda, "nini kinaendelea?" 61 00:02:39,170 --> 00:02:40,900 - Anatetemeka hadi juu. - Ricky: Kwa hiyo anafanya nini? 62 00:02:40,898 --> 00:02:43,206 Hivyo huenda juu na anaona mvua inanyesha 63 00:02:43,203 --> 00:02:45,318 Na kisha inarudi chini tena, sivyo? 64 00:02:45,315 --> 00:02:47,366 - Lakini ndivyo ninasema kuhusu-- - Unamaanisha nini? 65 00:02:47,363 --> 00:02:49,987 Nini-- ni nini-- samahani, dunia hii ni nini 66 00:02:49,983 --> 00:02:51,552 Aendako, "oh, ni mvua tu tena. 67 00:02:51,550 --> 00:02:54,305 Hiyo ni mara ya 400 ninayo wamepatikana mwaka huu. 68 00:02:54,301 --> 00:02:56,256 Ni mvua. Nitakumbuka wakati ujao. Sitakuja." 69 00:02:56,254 --> 00:02:58,946 Unafikiri nini 70 00:02:58,942 --> 00:03:02,116 Mdudu ni mfano wa maneno ya mawazo ya utambuzi? 71 00:03:02,111 --> 00:03:05,254 - Unamaanisha nini? - Kweli, mdudu anaweza kimsingi 72 00:03:05,249 --> 00:03:08,133 Sema kemikali fulani 73 00:03:08,129 --> 00:03:10,181 - Na mifumo fulani ya mwanga. - ( Kunusa) 74 00:03:10,178 --> 00:03:11,877 That's-- hiyo ndiyo yote ni kweli. 75 00:03:11,875 --> 00:03:13,766 - Ndio, na-- - Sio kufikiria, 76 00:03:13,764 --> 00:03:16,137 Si kuchagua chakula chake kipendacho. 77 00:03:16,133 --> 00:03:18,184 Hujui hilo, ingawa, ndicho ninachosema. 78 00:03:18,181 --> 00:03:20,167 Hujui mambo yanawaza nini. Kila kitu kinafikiri. 79 00:03:20,165 --> 00:03:21,992 Hapana, haifanyi hivyo. Hapana, haifanyi hivyo. 80 00:03:21,989 --> 00:03:23,591 - Hapana. Kufikiria-- - Kuna kitu katika chumba hiki ambacho sio. 81 00:03:23,589 --> 00:03:24,999 Sawa, vipi kuhusu huyu basi? 82 00:03:24,998 --> 00:03:26,890 Vipi kuhusu-- vipi kuhusu maua? 83 00:03:26,887 --> 00:03:28,938 - Je, unafikiri wameweza una-- - Akili? 84 00:03:28,936 --> 00:03:30,122 A-- hisia. 85 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:31,914 Kwa sababu hapa - hapa kuna kitu ambacho-- 86 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:33,931 Tena, wao-- wanatumia phototropism. 87 00:03:33,928 --> 00:03:36,620 Wanaenda kuelekea jua. Wanafunga-- 88 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:39,245 - Sawa, vizuri, hapa -- - Unaweza kuacha kutumia maneno marefu, Rick, kama "jua"? 89 00:03:39,242 --> 00:03:41,453 Sikiliza-- nilikuwa-- 90 00:03:41,450 --> 00:03:43,021 Je, unajua nini kilitokea mama na baba yangu, sawa? 91 00:03:43,019 --> 00:03:45,485 - Nilikuwa nikizungumza na mama yangu kuhusu mambo. - Ricky: Sawa. 92 00:03:45,481 --> 00:03:47,822 Alikuwa akisema jinsi, 93 00:03:47,819 --> 00:03:51,153 Maua haya yalitatua uhalifu. 94 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:56,149 Kilichotokea ni kulikuwa na mauaji, sawa, 95 00:03:56,141 --> 00:03:58,161 Katika ofisi. Kwa hiyo walisema, 96 00:03:58,158 --> 00:04:01,202 "ni dhahiri kwamba mtu anayefanya kazi katika ofisi alifanya mauaji haya 97 00:04:01,197 --> 00:04:03,952 Kwa sababu ya mtu huyo aina tu ya taipa. 98 00:04:03,948 --> 00:04:05,872 Ana-- unajua, hawajafanya kosa lolote." 99 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:08,595 Kwa hiyo wakasema, “hiyo ni umeipunguza, sawa?" 100 00:04:08,591 --> 00:04:10,706 Kwa hivyo mtu huyu wa maua akaingia na kusema, 101 00:04:10,703 --> 00:04:12,562 "Naweza kupanga hii ni kwa ajili yako." 102 00:04:12,559 --> 00:04:14,097 Basi wakasema, "unamaanisha nini?" 103 00:04:14,096 --> 00:04:16,083 Alisema, "vizuri, wakati wa mauaji, 104 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:20,249 Mmea uligongwa nje ya baraza la mawaziri, sawa?" 105 00:04:20,242 --> 00:04:23,928 - Haki. - Karl: Na alikuwa na zingine waya maalum ambazo anaweza... 106 00:04:23,923 --> 00:04:25,590 - Waya maalum. Ndiyo. - ...Vaa ua 107 00:04:25,587 --> 00:04:27,315 Na ni aina ya kutetemeka na mambo 108 00:04:27,313 --> 00:04:28,788 Kwa sababu ingawa huwezi kuiona, 109 00:04:28,787 --> 00:04:31,126 Maua huchukua vibes mbaya na ulichonacho. 110 00:04:31,122 --> 00:04:33,494 Ikiwa unatikisa mmea, haipendi. 111 00:04:33,491 --> 00:04:35,767 - Sawa. - Sawa? Kwa hivyo kilichotokea 112 00:04:35,764 --> 00:04:38,008 Alisema, “sawa, tutafanya nini 113 00:04:38,005 --> 00:04:39,671 Je, tutaweka mmea nyuma kwenye rafu." 114 00:04:39,669 --> 00:04:41,913 - Stephen: Ndiyo. - Karl: "tutamwagilia maji. Tutatulia. 115 00:04:41,909 --> 00:04:44,282 - Kisha pata--" - Ricky: Pata ni kikombe kizuri cha chai. 116 00:04:44,279 --> 00:04:47,549 - "basi pata kila mfanyikazi ... " - Stephen: Sawa, sawa. 117 00:04:47,544 --> 00:04:50,011 "...Ili kuingia chumbani na uende tu karibu na ua." 118 00:04:50,008 --> 00:04:51,610 - Haki. - "Kwa hiyo usiwaambie"-- 119 00:04:51,608 --> 00:04:53,692 - Kwa hivyo kama safu ya maua? - Aina ya. 120 00:04:53,689 --> 00:04:55,356 - Aina kama safu. - "Usiwaambie tunachofanya. 121 00:04:55,354 --> 00:04:56,988 Watume tu, sema 'simama karibu na baraza la mawaziri 122 00:04:56,986 --> 00:04:58,364 Mahali ambapo mauaji yalitokea' na una nini." 123 00:04:58,362 --> 00:04:59,708 - Ndio. - Hata hivyo, ilikuwa siku ndefu. 124 00:04:59,707 --> 00:05:00,925 Walikuwa wakipata kupitia mambo mengi. 125 00:05:00,923 --> 00:05:02,492 - Ilikuwa jengo kubwa la ofisi. - Ricky: Ndiyo. 126 00:05:02,491 --> 00:05:03,645 Walikuwa wakienda, "hii haifanyi kazi. 127 00:05:03,643 --> 00:05:05,533 Unajua, ua halichipuki." 128 00:05:05,531 --> 00:05:07,454 Ghafla wanaingia kama sehemu ya mwisho ya siku 129 00:05:07,451 --> 00:05:08,797 Walipokuwa karibu kukata tamaa. 130 00:05:08,796 --> 00:05:10,334 Waliita kwa mchoro mchoro. 131 00:05:10,332 --> 00:05:11,550 mmea -- mmea huwapa a-- 132 00:05:11,549 --> 00:05:13,632 - Mlezi mwenza-- - Uh-huh. 133 00:05:13,629 --> 00:05:15,936 - Mlinzi, ndio. - Wakasema, "nenda huko." 134 00:05:15,933 --> 00:05:19,522 Je! ni mzee? kwa sababu Scooby Doo hakumpenda tangu mwanzo. 135 00:05:19,516 --> 00:05:22,690 - Stephen: Hapana. - Karl: Wanatuma mlinzi juu ya mmea 136 00:05:22,685 --> 00:05:24,577 Na anafikiria "Nimewahi kuachana na hili." 137 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:26,177 - Stephen: Bila shaka. - ( Beeping ) 138 00:05:26,175 --> 00:05:28,451 Mmea huanza kutikisika, ulichonacho. Walimtenda. 139 00:05:28,448 --> 00:05:30,082 Sawa. Subiri kidogo basi. 140 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,810 Ndivyo ilivyokuwa ushahidi mwingine wowote? 141 00:05:31,808 --> 00:05:34,372 Je, huo ulikuwa ushahidi pekee walitumia kwenye kesi? 142 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:36,611 Vema, hapana, ni mojawapo ya mambo hayo, ingawa. Hebu wazia. 143 00:05:36,608 --> 00:05:38,403 Ikiwa wewe ndiye mlinzi na uko kufikiria "nimeachana na hii," 144 00:05:38,401 --> 00:05:41,670 Kisha ghafla mmea unakula nyasi juu, hukutarajia hilo. 145 00:05:41,665 --> 00:05:43,076 Hivyo ghafla uko nje ya ulinzi. 146 00:05:43,074 --> 00:05:46,150 Na wewe kwenda, "sawa sawa, njoo, 147 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:47,875 Pata chrysanthemum hiyo mbali nami. Nilifanya." 148 00:05:47,873 --> 00:05:50,405 - ( wote wanatweta) - Wewe ni kuongea upuuzi kabisa. 149 00:05:50,401 --> 00:05:52,260 Hiyo ilikuwa mojawapo ya wengi vipande vya upuuzi 150 00:05:52,258 --> 00:05:53,700 - Nimewahi kusikia maishani mwangu. - Karl: Lakini hata hivyo, sikiliza. 151 00:05:53,698 --> 00:05:55,525 - Kweli, ilifanyika. Lakini-- - Haikutokea. 152 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:57,670 Lakini nilichokuwa nikisema ni... kuhusu mdudu-- 153 00:05:57,667 --> 00:05:59,846 Robin huyu niliyemwona aliyekuwa anakula mdudu, 154 00:05:59,843 --> 00:06:02,280 Alikuwa ameishikilia. nilifikiri, "Ni siku ya jua na hiyo, 155 00:06:02,277 --> 00:06:04,104 Mpe mdudu apumzike" aina ya kitu. 156 00:06:04,101 --> 00:06:07,820 Kwa hivyo nikaenda, "Oi! Hey," kama hiyo, na kwa namna fulani ilidondosha kwa mshtuko. 157 00:06:07,814 --> 00:06:10,281 Lakini basi ilipogundua Sikuwa karibu nayo, 158 00:06:10,278 --> 00:06:12,425 Ilichukua tena na kuimeza. 159 00:06:12,422 --> 00:06:15,500 Na nilifikiria tu, "oh." unajua ninamaanisha nini? 160 00:06:15,495 --> 00:06:16,968 Sijui unamaanisha nini, hapana. 161 00:06:16,967 --> 00:06:18,602 Nilifikiria tu "ni siku ya jua na kila kitu. 162 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,549 Kwa kawaida ndege ni kelele nzuri ambazo napenda, 163 00:06:21,544 --> 00:06:23,788 "Na bado ipo, kwenda kuharibu maisha." 164 00:06:23,785 --> 00:06:27,214 ( anacheka ) kuharibu maisha!? 165 00:06:27,209 --> 00:06:29,646 - Ilikuwa mdudu! - Hapana, ni tu-- hapana, lakini ilimeza tu 166 00:06:29,642 --> 00:06:31,340 Haraka sana na hiyo. Na nilifikiria-- 167 00:06:31,338 --> 00:06:33,165 Nilifikiria tu "kuna mdudu. Ilitoka. 168 00:06:33,163 --> 00:06:34,926 Ilikuwa ni furaha, sivyo kujua kilichokuwa kikiendelea 169 00:06:34,924 --> 00:06:36,847 Na ilikuwa nafasi ya ziada-- 170 00:06:36,844 --> 00:06:39,990 "Robin aliiacha, basi ikakipata tena na kukila." 171 00:06:39,985 --> 00:06:42,038 Ilinichosha kidogo tu. 172 00:06:42,036 --> 00:06:43,735 Naam, unajua kwa nini, sivyo? 173 00:06:43,732 --> 00:06:46,521 Hungeweza kumshinda Robin. 174 00:06:46,517 --> 00:06:49,017 Mdudu alikuwa akienda, "Oh Mungu, Karl Pilkington. 175 00:06:49,014 --> 00:06:50,681 Kwa hivyo huyo ni nani imetumwa kuniokoa, 176 00:06:50,679 --> 00:06:52,441 Je, ni, Mungu? Je, umemtuma Karl Pilkington? 177 00:06:52,438 --> 00:06:56,029 Lo, nimekufa. Ni hayo tu. Sawa. Kuleni mimi." 178 00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:59,646 Ninachosema ni jinsi ndege wanavyopiga kelele kawaida hupumzika, 179 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:03,037 - Lakini si kwa minyoo. - Haiaminiki. 180 00:07:03,032 --> 00:07:05,133 Hilo lilikuwa swali moja. 181 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:10,431 "sauti gani au unachukia kelele?" 182 00:07:10,427 --> 00:07:13,440 Kama mimi au kama-- kama mdudu? 183 00:07:13,436 --> 00:07:14,942 sijui unamaanisha nini. Unamaanisha nini? 184 00:07:14,940 --> 00:07:16,350 Kwa nini - kwa nini sisi kuuliza mdudu? 185 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:19,233 Sijawahi kusikia mwigizaji sema hivyo kwa James Lipton. 186 00:07:19,229 --> 00:07:22,179 Anaposema, "kelele gani unachukia?" 187 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,616 "nini? Kama mimi au mdudu?" 188 00:07:23,614 --> 00:07:25,858 Hapana, ninachosema ni-- kwa sababu ya swali langu la mwisho-- 189 00:07:25,855 --> 00:07:28,739 Ndivyo nilivyokuwa nikisema. Kelele ya ndege inanipumzisha. 190 00:07:28,735 --> 00:07:30,434 - Haki. - Kweli, sio tena 191 00:07:30,432 --> 00:07:32,867 maana nafikiria vifo vyote and stuff that go around that. 192 00:07:32,863 --> 00:07:35,365 - ( anacheka ) - Kwa hivyo sasa wewe kuchukia sauti ya ndege? 193 00:07:35,361 --> 00:07:37,474 Ninasema tu ni nilibadilisha mtazamo wangu juu yake. 194 00:07:37,472 --> 00:07:39,105 Ni kama-- ni kama chochote, sivyo? 195 00:07:39,103 --> 00:07:42,757 Kila -- kila kelele inaweza kumaanisha janga. 196 00:07:42,751 --> 00:07:45,444 Je, inaweza? Kwa nini sauti ya kicheko-- watu wanacheka-- 197 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,073 Kwa nini kwamba ghafla husababisha-- 198 00:07:47,071 --> 00:07:49,124 Kwanini iwe hivyo pia kuashiria maafa? 199 00:07:49,121 --> 00:07:52,231 Ikiwa unaamka usiku kwa sauti ya, 200 00:07:52,226 --> 00:07:54,117 Kama mtoto anayecheka - 201 00:07:54,115 --> 00:07:57,032 Mtoto anacheka! 202 00:07:57,028 --> 00:07:59,720 La, kama ningekuwa na-- ningekuwa na mtoto, kulia, na Suzanne alikuwa nje, 203 00:07:59,716 --> 00:08:01,318 - Alifanya kazi usiku au kitu... - Ricky: Ndiyo. 204 00:08:01,316 --> 00:08:03,111 ...Na nilikuwa nimeitikia kwa kichwa. Nilikuwa nimemlaza mtoto... 205 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,318 - Ricky: Ndiyo. -... Na kisha ni saa 3:00 asubuhi... 206 00:08:05,315 --> 00:08:07,559 - (mtoto anacheka) - ... And I'm woken up by he sound of a baby laughing, 207 00:08:07,556 --> 00:08:09,790 - Hiyo inaweza kunitisha. - ( Ricky akicheka) 208 00:08:11,268 --> 00:08:12,934 vipi-- Namaanisha, fikiria tu, 209 00:08:12,932 --> 00:08:15,500 Mtoto ameketi kwenye a mwenyekiti kama Chucky, akienda ... 210 00:08:15,497 --> 00:08:18,991 - (kucheka vibaya) - Stephen: Naam, hapana, the-- 211 00:08:18,985 --> 00:08:21,132 Nadhani ya mtoto kusoma shajara yake ... 212 00:08:21,129 --> 00:08:25,776 - ( Ricky akicheka) - ... Kufikiri “oh, Kristo, huyu ndiye baba yangu. 213 00:08:25,769 --> 00:08:27,885 Natumai tu Nimekubaliwa." 214 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:31,250 Ee Mungu, mtoto mchanga anacheka. 215 00:08:32,938 --> 00:08:36,592 "Taaluma gani zaidi ya yako ungependa kujaribu mwenyewe?" 216 00:08:36,586 --> 00:08:39,087 Huyu ni wewe kama wewe, si kama wewe kama mdudu. 217 00:08:40,492 --> 00:08:42,350 - Lakini ningekuwa na mafunzo? - Ah, kwa-- 218 00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:44,302 - Oh! - Hapana, nimesema hapo awali, 219 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:46,737 Sijui, labda kwenda kwenye operesheni. 220 00:08:46,733 --> 00:08:49,650 sijui kwanini inaruka kutoka wapi-- 221 00:08:49,646 --> 00:08:53,269 Inaruka kutoka kwa kutokuwa na tamaa, wapi kama angekuwa na kazi ingekuwa-- 222 00:08:53,263 --> 00:08:55,314 Kazi yake bora kuwahi kuwa nayo ni duru ya karatasi 223 00:08:55,311 --> 00:08:57,042 Na kama angeweza kupata kazi, angeenda kwa fundi viatu 224 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,866 Mara moja kwa wiki na kisha tembea mbwa, 225 00:08:58,864 --> 00:09:01,333 Kwa "Ningependa kwenda kwenye upasuaji wa kifua." 226 00:09:01,329 --> 00:09:03,957 Hapana, nasema tu nimebet ni-- kama tunavyofanya hivi 227 00:09:03,954 --> 00:09:06,551 Na watu wengine wanapenda kusikiliza kwake na ulichonacho 228 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:08,630 Na kwenda "haki ya kutosha." lakini sijisikii kamwe 229 00:09:08,627 --> 00:09:10,742 Ninafanya chochote ya thamani yoyote. 230 00:09:10,739 --> 00:09:12,149 Hapana, uko kabisa hapo hapo. 231 00:09:12,147 --> 00:09:16,250 Lakini ikiwa unaenda hospitalini, 232 00:09:16,244 --> 00:09:18,423 Ambayo ni maeneo mbaya sana hata hivyo 233 00:09:18,420 --> 00:09:20,536 Kama a-- kama ofisi, 234 00:09:20,533 --> 00:09:23,289 Sio tu umepata kwenda katika jengo hilo 235 00:09:23,285 --> 00:09:25,561 Na ufanye kazi ndani yake, lakini umefanya kisha akapata shinikizo 236 00:09:25,558 --> 00:09:27,674 Ya kubadilisha mapafu au chochote 237 00:09:27,671 --> 00:09:29,530 - Kama nilivyosema hapo awali. - Stephen: Kubadilisha pafu, ndio. 238 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:31,322 Lakini ningependa kuwa nayo nenda nayo ili niseme-- 239 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,795 - Stephen: Umefanya hivyo. - Karl: Nimefanya hivyo. 240 00:09:32,793 --> 00:09:36,480 Hivyo chini ya mazingira gani katika ulimwengu gani 241 00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:40,033 Unafikiri mtu yeyote atakuruhusu kuwa na kwenda katika kubadilisha pafu na kwamba? 242 00:09:40,027 --> 00:09:42,078 - Um-- - "Jim atarekebisha"? 243 00:09:42,075 --> 00:09:43,999 - Hapana, nasema tu njia-- - Ricky: "unafuu wa vichekesho"? 244 00:09:43,997 --> 00:09:47,235 Lakini jinsi ulimwengu ulivyo, na njia kwamba kuna watu zaidi na zaidi, 245 00:09:47,230 --> 00:09:48,864 Madaktari zaidi na zaidi zinahitajika. 246 00:09:48,862 --> 00:09:50,689 Namaanisha tayari kinachotokea sasa na hilo-- 247 00:09:50,687 --> 00:09:53,219 Watu wanafanya kazi hizo hawajahitimu kabisa 248 00:09:53,215 --> 00:09:56,581 Kwa sababu wanapata-- wanapata aina ya a-- nini neno? 249 00:09:56,576 --> 00:09:59,140 - Aina ya uppered mapema mno. - Imeinuliwa. 250 00:09:59,136 --> 00:10:01,701 "Imeinuliwa"? Uppered. 251 00:10:01,697 --> 00:10:04,004 Napenda ukweli -- ni lugha ya msingi. 252 00:10:04,001 --> 00:10:06,150 Ni kama-- haiaminiki. 253 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,845 - "Imeinuliwa." - Je! unajua ninamaanisha nini? 254 00:10:07,843 --> 00:10:09,190 - Kupandishwa cheo. - Ndio, kukuzwa. 255 00:10:09,189 --> 00:10:10,823 - Ndio. Napendelea "uppered." - Wanapata-- wanapandishwa cheo. 256 00:10:10,821 --> 00:10:13,193 - "Uppered" ni nzuri. - "Kwa nini mimi si uppered?" 257 00:10:13,189 --> 00:10:14,887 - Haiaminiki. - Kwa hivyo unajua ninamaanisha nini? 258 00:10:14,885 --> 00:10:17,289 Nadhani kwa sababu zaidi na zaidi watu wanabisha hodi, 259 00:10:17,286 --> 00:10:19,080 Tunahitaji madaktari zaidi na zaidi. 260 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:20,840 - Ndio. - Unapata kazi katika daktari, 261 00:10:20,838 --> 00:10:23,563 - Utapandishwa cheo mapema sasa, nadhani. - Ndio. 262 00:10:23,559 --> 00:10:27,406 Lakini kile ningefanya ni mimi-- ni-- Ningependa kukuinua 263 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:30,830 Na kisha - nini neno? Wewe "kwenda mbali" yao. 264 00:10:30,825 --> 00:10:33,454 - Nadhani ni, "kwenda mbali" yao. - Unaacha mlango -- 265 00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:35,148 Unatoka mlangoni - "unawafukuza". 266 00:10:35,146 --> 00:10:36,908 Ni hayo tu. Hilo ndilo neno ninalotafuta. 267 00:10:36,906 --> 00:10:40,048 Samahani, ningekuinua na "kwenda mbali na daktari, ikiwa kuna chochote. 268 00:10:40,043 --> 00:10:41,743 Lakini nimeenda, uh-- 269 00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:43,888 Unajua jinsi sipendi kwenda kwa daktari na vitu? 270 00:10:43,885 --> 00:10:45,295 - Ndio. - Sawa? 271 00:10:45,293 --> 00:10:46,863 kwa sababu unaogopa kila wakati ili waweze 272 00:10:46,861 --> 00:10:49,264 Chunguza "chini ya daraja." 273 00:10:49,261 --> 00:10:51,761 Ndio, lakini niliangalia hiyo kabla sijajiandikisha, 274 00:10:51,757 --> 00:10:54,192 Na kisha wakasema, "sawa, hapo awali tunaweza kukuchukua kama mgonjwa, 275 00:10:54,189 --> 00:10:56,850 Lazima uwe nayo uchunguzi wa afya." 276 00:10:56,846 --> 00:11:00,019 Kweli? Ambayo nilidhani ilikuwa isiyo ya kawaida, maana ni kama kusema 277 00:11:00,014 --> 00:11:02,417 "Ikiwa wewe ni mgonjwa, hatuwezi unaingia hapa," sawa? 278 00:11:02,414 --> 00:11:04,145 Lakini nilisema, "sawa. Sawa, sawa. 279 00:11:04,143 --> 00:11:05,842 Nini-- ni nini upimaji huu wa afya?" 280 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,954 Na wakasema, "Oh, unajua! sisi tu kuangalia mwili wako nje 281 00:11:07,951 --> 00:11:09,618 Na hakikisha u mzima na u mzima." 282 00:11:09,616 --> 00:11:11,539 Na nikafikiria, "hiyo ni taarifa za kutosha. 283 00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:14,294 - Nataka kujua ikiwa ni kidole cha zamani hila au"-- - ( Ricky snickers ) 284 00:11:14,290 --> 00:11:16,149 nilisema, "unamaanisha nini? 285 00:11:16,146 --> 00:11:18,198 Uliposema, 'afya angalia, 'unafanya nini?" 286 00:11:18,196 --> 00:11:20,375 Naye akasema, "oh, ni tu"-- 287 00:11:20,372 --> 00:11:21,975 Nadhani alijua nilichokuwa nikipata. 288 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,057 Na yeye akasema, "Oh, ni shinikizo la damu tu, 289 00:11:24,054 --> 00:11:26,975 Lo, moyo wako, urefu wako, uzito wako. 290 00:11:26,971 --> 00:11:30,016 Hiyo ni juu yake. " kwa hivyo nikaenda-- nilienda na kuwa nayo na kadhalika. 291 00:11:30,011 --> 00:11:31,485 Lakini ulilazimika-- kabla ya kusema, 292 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,406 "Sawa, namtaka huyu daktari," 293 00:11:33,404 --> 00:11:36,481 Wanakupa mizigo ya fomu za kujaza, sivyo? 294 00:11:36,476 --> 00:11:39,291 Na moja ya mambo walifanya hivyo 295 00:11:39,287 --> 00:11:42,709 "ukifa, ufanye nini unataka kutoa?" 296 00:11:42,704 --> 00:11:44,754 - Sawa? Kama wafadhili ... - Mmm. 297 00:11:44,751 --> 00:11:46,386 ...Na nini-unacho, na nikafikiri-- 298 00:11:46,384 --> 00:11:48,082 Nilifikiria sana juu yake kwa dakika 40 au zaidi. 299 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,939 Sikufanya tu kimbilia ndani yake. 300 00:11:49,936 --> 00:11:52,116 Nilikaa pale nikifikiria, "kama niko amekufa, inajalisha na kadhalika?" 301 00:11:52,113 --> 00:11:54,485 Lakini nilikuwa kweli wasiwasi 302 00:11:54,482 --> 00:11:57,751 - Iliposema juu ya macho. - ( Ricky akicheka) 303 00:11:57,746 --> 00:11:59,541 - Haki. - Haki. 304 00:11:59,539 --> 00:12:02,264 Kwa nini? Unamaanisha nini? Je, wanaweza kuwa na macho yako baada ya kufa? 305 00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:04,695 Ilikuwa-- ilikuwa-- nadhani ilikuwa ya nne kwenye orodha. 306 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:07,511 Kwa nini unajali kuhusu kutoa macho yako mbali wakati umekufa? 307 00:12:07,507 --> 00:12:10,745 Kwa sababu tu ya kitu hicho cha-- wewe kujua, hatujui kwa uhakika bado. 308 00:12:10,740 --> 00:12:13,467 Najua unaifanya pooh-pooh, lakini jambo la baada ya maisha. 309 00:12:13,463 --> 00:12:15,387 Kwa hivyo kwa nini katika maisha ya baadaye 310 00:12:15,384 --> 00:12:18,365 Je! ungependa macho yako zaidi 311 00:12:18,361 --> 00:12:21,470 Kuliko ini lako, figo zako, mapafu yako na moyo wako? 312 00:12:21,465 --> 00:12:24,029 Kwa sababu mizimu hawali, sivyo? 313 00:12:24,026 --> 00:12:26,847 Kwa hivyo hauitaji ini lako, figo zako na vitu vingine, 314 00:12:26,842 --> 00:12:28,605 maana wapo tu kupanga chakula chako. 315 00:12:28,603 --> 00:12:31,328 Lakini macho yako - kama wewe ni mzimu, 316 00:12:31,324 --> 00:12:34,392 - Sitaki kuwa roho kipofu. - (Ricky akicheka) 317 00:12:35,805 --> 00:12:37,407 Kwa sababu uko karibu milele basi, si wewe? 318 00:12:37,405 --> 00:12:39,007 Mara tu wewe ni mzimu, ndivyo hivyo. 319 00:12:39,005 --> 00:12:40,382 Hivyo wazo la kuwa kipofu ukiwa hai-- 320 00:12:40,381 --> 00:12:42,689 Nenda, "sawa, sawa, basi labda katika maisha ya baadaye 321 00:12:42,685 --> 00:12:44,512 Ninaweza kutibiwa kwa jozi ya macho." 322 00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:48,946 Lakini ukweli wa kutangatanga juu ya wafu kwa miaka, kugongana na vitu-- 323 00:12:52,193 --> 00:12:54,886 Ee Mungu! Oh, ni ajabu. 324 00:12:54,882 --> 00:12:56,292 Hiyo ni picha ya ajabu. 325 00:12:56,290 --> 00:12:57,508 Kwa hivyo sikuweka alama kwenye kisanduku hicho. 326 00:12:57,507 --> 00:12:59,687 Lakini kwa nini? sielewi. 327 00:12:59,684 --> 00:13:02,473 Katika nadharia yako ya maisha ya baada ya kifo, kwa nini wewe-- 328 00:13:02,469 --> 00:13:04,199 Roho wewe -- Karl huyu mzuka, 329 00:13:04,197 --> 00:13:05,800 Kwa nini anaweza kuishi bila moyo 330 00:13:05,798 --> 00:13:07,272 Lakini hawezi kuishi bila macho? 331 00:13:07,270 --> 00:13:09,001 Nini-- kwanini-- unaona ninachomaanisha? 332 00:13:08,999 --> 00:13:10,665 Hakika kama uko mzuka huu wa kizushi, 333 00:13:10,663 --> 00:13:12,618 Unaweza tu kuona kila kitu na unaweza kufanya kila kitu. 334 00:13:12,615 --> 00:13:15,885 - Huhitaji mwili, kwa sababu wewe ni mzimu. - Karl: Hapana, kwa sababu-- 335 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:18,060 Ndio, najua lakini nadhani wakati wewe ni mzimu-- 336 00:13:18,057 --> 00:13:20,652 Sema jinsi walivyo nimeona mizimu ndani, uh-- 337 00:13:20,648 --> 00:13:22,859 Kweli, naweza kusema sasa hivi, kwa wasikilizaji wowote, 338 00:13:22,856 --> 00:13:26,542 Haya sio mawazo na imani za uongozi. 339 00:13:26,537 --> 00:13:29,103 Hakuna kitu kama mizimu. siamini katika mizimu. 340 00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:32,080 Siamini katika e.S.P. Au mumbo-jumbo yoyote. 341 00:13:32,075 --> 00:13:33,613 Kaa juu, Karl. "kwa hivyo wakati kuna mzimu," ndio? 342 00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:37,042 Wanapoona mizimu katika majumba ya zamani na vitu, 343 00:13:37,036 --> 00:13:38,702 Wamekatwa kichwa 344 00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:40,975 Kwa sababu wamekuwa juu si nzuri, sawa, miaka iliyopita. 345 00:13:40,972 --> 00:13:42,767 Lakini wanaibeba, kawaida, chini ya mikono yao. 346 00:13:42,765 --> 00:13:44,881 Ndivyo ninavyosema. Haijajiunganisha yenyewe, 347 00:13:44,878 --> 00:13:46,384 Kwa hivyo ikiwa ulichukua macho nje - 348 00:13:46,382 --> 00:13:49,936 Lakini, Karl, jinsi hii ni ghostly kiumbe kinaweza kufanya kazi? 349 00:13:49,931 --> 00:13:51,919 Haina kichwa chake juu, anyway. 350 00:13:51,916 --> 00:13:53,197 Anaibeba chini ya mkono wake, 351 00:13:53,196 --> 00:13:55,087 Kwa hivyo tuhuma ni haihitaji kichwa chake. 352 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,038 Inatokea tu kuibeba 353 00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,606 Kwa sababu unajua, anataka kubaki nayo. 354 00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:00,206 Hapana, roho ni daima katika hali ya mwisho 355 00:14:00,204 --> 00:14:03,249 - Kwamba ilikuwa katika wakati ilikuwa katika-- - Nani anatunga sheria hizi? 356 00:14:03,244 --> 00:14:05,392 Jinsi ulivyo katika sehemu yako ya mwisho ya maisha 357 00:14:05,389 --> 00:14:07,857 Ndivyo ulivyo kama mzimu milele, hata katika mtindo. 358 00:14:07,854 --> 00:14:10,643 Kama, nasema, vizuka kwamba wewe tazama usivae nguo za kisasa. 359 00:14:10,639 --> 00:14:12,594 Daima ni mambo ya Victoria. 360 00:14:12,591 --> 00:14:16,118 - ( Ricky anacheka ) - Sasa kama wao wangeweza kuibadilisha, wangeweza, 361 00:14:16,112 --> 00:14:18,163 Lakini hawawezi kusababisha wao kukwama nayo, kwa hivyo hiyo-- 362 00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:20,341 Mbona huoni mizimu ya watu wa pangoni? Mizimu ilianza lini? 363 00:14:20,338 --> 00:14:22,742 Hawakuingia mpaka yapata 1830, sivyo? 364 00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:25,718 What if you die when you're kuwa na uchunguzi wa puru? 365 00:14:25,714 --> 00:14:29,337 Je, wewe daima bent mbele WI suruali yako kwenye vifundo vya miguu yako 366 00:14:29,331 --> 00:14:31,093 Na kidole cha mtu juu punda wako? 367 00:14:31,091 --> 00:14:32,597 Lakini kwanini ufe lini unafanya hivyo? 368 00:14:32,595 --> 00:14:34,391 Ndio maana sina ilifanyika ikiwa hiyo-- 369 00:14:34,389 --> 00:14:39,519 - Hapana hapana. Hapana, hapana. - Lakini unaweza wote wawili wameuawa ghafla 370 00:14:39,510 --> 00:14:41,658 - Katika janga la kutisha. - Ndio, meteorite ilikupiga. 371 00:14:41,656 --> 00:14:43,259 (kuacha kufanya kazi) 372 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,116 Naam, hapo ndipo unapopata vizuka vinavyoomboleza, sivyo? 373 00:14:45,113 --> 00:14:46,427 Hayo ni mengine ambao hawana furaha. 374 00:14:46,426 --> 00:14:48,285 Kwa hivyo unazunguka akainama mbele, 375 00:14:48,282 --> 00:14:49,884 Una daktari kidole juu ya punda wako 376 00:14:49,882 --> 00:14:52,799 - Na unafanya nini? - Karl: Aina ya kwenda, "oh," 377 00:14:52,795 --> 00:14:54,013 Na hapo ndipo unayo ili kumleta kasisi karibu. 378 00:14:54,012 --> 00:14:56,125 (Ricky anacheka) unamaanisha nini? 379 00:14:56,122 --> 00:14:58,301 Wanapaswa kukupumzisha na una nini, sivyo? 380 00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,125 Na kasisi anafanya nini wakati anaenda-- 381 00:15:00,123 --> 00:15:03,360 Kwa hivyo ni-- ili nipate kasisi karibu, ni miaka baadaye-- 382 00:15:03,355 --> 00:15:04,860 Ni miaka 100 baadaye-- 383 00:15:04,858 --> 00:15:06,621 Uko karibu upasuaji huu wa daktari 384 00:15:06,619 --> 00:15:09,119 Na kuna watu wanaingia. Na daktari mpya huko-- 385 00:15:09,115 --> 00:15:11,614 Na ni 2073 386 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,500 Nao wanaenda, "Vicar-- 387 00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:17,793 Kasisi, kuna-- kuna a mzuka wa ajabu. 388 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:20,670 Inaonekana kama daktari mzee, sawa, na ana vidole vyake juu 389 00:15:20,666 --> 00:15:23,745 Aina hii ya kidogo-- ni kama a sokwe lakini mwenye kichwa kilichonyolewa." 390 00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:25,246 Hapana, lakini daktari haingekuwa-- 391 00:15:25,244 --> 00:15:27,233 - Je, unasema daktari anakufa pia? - Ndio ndio. 392 00:15:27,231 --> 00:15:29,610 - Ninyi wawili-- nyinyi wawili mnakufa. - Unakufa huko wakati huo huo na kidole chake juu ya punda wako, 393 00:15:29,606 --> 00:15:33,331 Na hivyo utakuwa na milele uchunguzi mdogo wa rectal 394 00:15:33,325 --> 00:15:35,504 Na suruali yako ndogo kuzunguka vifundo vyako. 395 00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:37,040 Vema, hapo ndipo ingekuwa bora usiwe na macho yako. 396 00:15:37,039 --> 00:15:38,272 (Ricky anacheka) 397 00:15:43,024 --> 00:15:45,012 (kuguna) 398 00:15:45,009 --> 00:15:47,765 Rick, najua hili ni jambo huwa unasisimka. 399 00:15:47,761 --> 00:15:50,230 Ni shajara ya Karl. Je, tunaweza kuwa na jingle? 400 00:15:50,226 --> 00:15:53,463 siamini! Amekwenda na kuandika! 401 00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:56,119 ( michezo ya alama za kawaida ) 402 00:15:56,116 --> 00:15:58,050 Asante sana. 403 00:15:59,157 --> 00:16:01,530 " niliamka na habari kuhusu tembo nchini India" 404 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:05,534 Hiyo ilikuwa na maumivu ya miguu, hivyo wenyeji wameifanya kuwa jozi kubwa ya slippers. 405 00:16:05,527 --> 00:16:06,681 Alijaribu kuangalia mtandaoni kwa picha 406 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,280 Lakini sikuweza kupata chochote." 407 00:16:08,278 --> 00:16:10,488 Kwa hiyo wamefanikiwa jozi mbili za slippers? 408 00:16:10,485 --> 00:16:13,017 Naam, ninaenda tu kwa ukweli katika shajara, Rick, 409 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:16,091 Na ningedhani walikuwa ukweli kabisa na umehakikiwa ukweli. 410 00:16:16,087 --> 00:16:17,560 Sahihi kabisa. 411 00:16:17,558 --> 00:16:19,792 Ningeshangaa sana kama kuna makosa yoyote humu. 412 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,603 "Nina hakika wamefanya hivi kwa tembo hapo awali. 413 00:16:24,599 --> 00:16:26,491 Nilidhani tembo kuwa na kumbukumbu mbaya." 414 00:16:26,489 --> 00:16:28,669 - Hapana, wao - - Lakini haki ya kutosha. 415 00:16:28,666 --> 00:16:30,556 "Nilifikiri tembo kuwa na kumbukumbu mbaya. 416 00:16:30,553 --> 00:16:32,541 Ikiwa wanayo, nadhani itakuwa endelea kusahau pale inapoachwa." 417 00:16:32,539 --> 00:16:34,655 Namaanisha, kupata tu-- 418 00:16:34,652 --> 00:16:36,833 Ikiwa ni hadithi-- hadithi ni makosa kabisa. 419 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,432 - Ndio. - "Tembo kamwe kusahau." 420 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:41,058 Ndio msemo huo. Sio "wanasahau kila wakati," 421 00:16:41,054 --> 00:16:43,137 Kwa hivyo unaweza kununua hizo slippers kila mwaka. 422 00:16:43,134 --> 00:16:44,800 Karl anasema, "Sijapata jozi ya slippers kwa miaka." 423 00:16:44,798 --> 00:16:46,914 - Anadhani wanakufa. - Hapana, napenda slippers. 424 00:16:46,911 --> 00:16:48,544 - Ninapenda jozi ya slippers. - Ninapenda jozi ya slippers. 425 00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:51,551 Vaa soksi tu. - Slaidi kwenye baridi-- 426 00:16:51,547 --> 00:16:54,783 - Slidey kwenye kipande cha lino. - Najua. Vipi kama wewe, 427 00:16:54,778 --> 00:16:59,555 Unajua, labda fungua a kisanduku kipya cha vijipicha vya vidole? 428 00:16:59,547 --> 00:17:01,823 Unawaangusha sakafuni, unajaribu kuzichukua-- 429 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:03,742 Rick, nimepata hela njia ya kupata maziwa 430 00:17:03,739 --> 00:17:05,406 Lakini ni kinyume kabisa. Sitaenda kwenye soksi zangu, ingawa. 431 00:17:05,404 --> 00:17:07,294 Sitaki kuvaa viatu vyangu. Ni wazimu. 432 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,087 - Ricky: Hapana hapana hapana. Washa slippers kadhaa. - Stephen: Kamili, ndio. 433 00:17:09,084 --> 00:17:10,847 - Ricky: Ndiyo. - Haupaswi nenda nje ukiwa na kola zako. 434 00:17:10,845 --> 00:17:12,672 - Kwa nini sivyo? - Karibu tu mtaani, mwenzio, kupata maziwa. 435 00:17:12,670 --> 00:17:14,465 kwa sababu wako ndani ya viatu. 436 00:17:14,462 --> 00:17:16,930 Huendi kuzurura kwenye lami kwenye slippers. 437 00:17:16,927 --> 00:17:19,427 - Hiyo ni ya msingi. - Lakini huna slippers yoyote, 438 00:17:19,423 --> 00:17:21,282 Kwa hivyo unapiga kelele tu ng'ambo ya barabara. 439 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,876 - Nilivaa viatu vyangu. - Lakini unaweza-- unaweza-- unaweza kutoka nje 440 00:17:23,872 --> 00:17:27,143 Na pata karatasi na, unajua, chupa ya maziwa-- si wewe? 441 00:17:27,138 --> 00:17:29,255 --Katika slippers bila madhara yoyote kufanyika. 442 00:17:29,252 --> 00:17:31,175 Hapana. 443 00:17:31,173 --> 00:17:32,775 Oh. 444 00:17:32,773 --> 00:17:35,081 Inaonekana sivyo. 445 00:17:35,078 --> 00:17:37,216 Hiyo itafanya kwenye shajara. 446 00:17:39,565 --> 00:17:42,134 "alijaribu kuoga, lakini hakukuwa na maji." 447 00:17:43,119 --> 00:17:44,754 Ninapenda wakati anapiga simu 448 00:17:44,752 --> 00:17:46,706 - Mambo yanaenda vibaya na gorofa. - Lakini napenda ukweli 449 00:17:46,703 --> 00:17:48,529 Kwamba alijaribu kuwa na kuoga, lakini hakuna maji. 450 00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:51,249 Imekuchukua muda gani kabla ya kutambua? Alikuwa hapo kwa dakika 20. 451 00:17:51,245 --> 00:17:53,553 Baada ya dakika 20 akasema, "Suzanne, niwe mkavu?" 452 00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,120 "ndio, Nina baridi kali." 453 00:17:55,118 --> 00:17:57,361 Ndiyo. "hapana, unapaswa kuwa na unyevu na joto." 454 00:17:57,358 --> 00:18:00,756 "sawa, nipo hakuna maji basi." kipaji. 455 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:03,312 "Niliita malipo ya huduma watu lakini hakuna aliyekuwa karibu." 456 00:18:03,309 --> 00:18:05,135 Nilitazama nje lakini sikuweza tazama kazi yoyote inayoendelea. 457 00:18:05,132 --> 00:18:08,274 Kubwa, sivyo? Huko India, wanaweza chagua tembo kwa viatu. 458 00:18:08,270 --> 00:18:09,904 huko London, hatuna maji. 459 00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:16,723 Hung kuhusu kwa kidogo. Lakini bado hakuna dalili ya maji yoyote. 460 00:18:16,719 --> 00:18:18,802 Nilipiga mswaki kwa kutumia tu kuweka 461 00:18:18,799 --> 00:18:21,876 Na kutumika kidogo kilichokuwa katika kettle kuwa na safisha. 462 00:18:21,872 --> 00:18:24,500 Nilichanganyikiwa sana kwa mawazo ya kutumia hiyo. 463 00:18:24,496 --> 00:18:26,900 Suzanne alikasirika kidogo kwa sababu alitaka kikombe cha chai. 464 00:18:26,896 --> 00:18:29,749 Akasema, 'Nenda ng'ambo ya barabara na nunua chupa kubwa ya maji.'" 465 00:18:29,745 --> 00:18:32,725 Sio kwenye soksi zako. Washa slippers kadhaa. 466 00:18:32,721 --> 00:18:34,549 "'nenda ng'ambo ya barabara na ununue a chupa kubwa ya maji," alisema. 467 00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:36,680 Sijawahi nilifikiria hilo." 468 00:18:38,995 --> 00:18:40,950 - Oh. - Ulikuwa na osha kwa kutumia maji 469 00:18:40,947 --> 00:18:43,062 - Katika kettle? - Ndio, hiyo ni safi, sivyo? 470 00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:45,465 - Kiasi gani? Kuna tone kidogo tu huko. - Noit ni kettle kubwa. 471 00:18:45,461 --> 00:18:46,903 Kwa hivyo ulifanya nini kuosha uso wako tu? 472 00:18:46,901 --> 00:18:49,497 - Ndio. - Kwa hivyo haukufanya kuosha mwili wako au kitu chochote? 473 00:18:49,494 --> 00:18:51,033 - Sehemu zako za siri zilikuwa chafu. - Huwezi, unaweza? 474 00:18:51,031 --> 00:18:54,044 Lazima uangalie kile unachoweza fanya na maji yanayopatikana. 475 00:18:54,039 --> 00:18:56,731 Watu wa Afrika ambao ni wafupi juu ya maji usiipoteze, 476 00:18:56,727 --> 00:18:58,811 Kusema "oh, miguu yangu ni chafu kidogo." 477 00:18:58,809 --> 00:19:01,342 Wanakunywa. Unamaanisha nini? 478 00:19:01,338 --> 00:19:03,774 "Niliangalia mtandaoni ili kuona nini kinaendelea. 479 00:19:03,770 --> 00:19:05,693 Wanasayansi wanasema hiyo Everest"-- 480 00:19:05,691 --> 00:19:08,127 Mabano-- "mlima" -- 481 00:19:08,123 --> 00:19:11,617 Ila ukichanganya hilo na everests nyingine yoyote. 482 00:19:11,612 --> 00:19:13,343 Labda mara mbili - glazing watu. 483 00:19:13,341 --> 00:19:17,027 Ndiyo. "wanasayansi wanasema hivyo Everest imekua kidogo. 484 00:19:17,021 --> 00:19:18,207 Jinsi walivyokuwa kuzungumza juu yake, 485 00:19:18,206 --> 00:19:19,777 Ungefikiria imekua mizigo. 486 00:19:19,775 --> 00:19:22,563 - Ni inchi tu." - Hapana, sivyo ... 487 00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:24,706 Waligundua kwamba ni kweli 488 00:19:24,703 --> 00:19:26,626 Inchi chache kwa urefu kuliko walivyofikiria kwanza, 489 00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:28,482 Kwa sababu mbinu zao ya kupima 490 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,140 Ni sahihi zaidi kuliko walikuwa miaka 20 iliyopita? 491 00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:33,380 Hivyo ni kubwa zaidi kuliko walivyofikiri. 492 00:19:33,377 --> 00:19:36,775 - Haijakua. - Hapana, nadhani tu kilichotokea ni chini kabisa, 493 00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:39,206 Kwa sababu watu ni daima kupanda juu yake, 494 00:19:39,202 --> 00:19:41,285 - Je! Kweli? - Ndio. 495 00:19:41,282 --> 00:19:43,430 Kwa hivyo hiyo imechoka udongo chini. 496 00:19:43,428 --> 00:19:47,146 Usizungumze takataka. Pia hupimwa dhidi ya usawa wa bahari. 497 00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:48,454 Haijapimwa kuhusu wakati wewe-- 498 00:19:48,452 --> 00:19:50,214 Vinginevyo wangeweza chagua tu shimo kubwa 499 00:19:50,212 --> 00:19:51,493 Na nenda, "sawa, iko hapa chini." 500 00:19:51,492 --> 00:19:54,280 Kilele kinapimwa dhidi ya usawa wa bahari. 501 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,006 Hapana, lakini haijalishi mwisho wa siku? 502 00:19:56,003 --> 00:19:57,575 Hapana, lakini ni nzuri tu kujua, sivyo? 503 00:19:57,574 --> 00:20:00,077 Ndio, lakini ninachosema ni hatuhitaji kujua hilo. 504 00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,643 Haitaacha mtu yeyote. 505 00:20:01,641 --> 00:20:03,564 Kama Brian alivyobarikiwa, ambaye kila wakati kupanda huko kwa ajili ya kujifurahisha. 506 00:20:03,562 --> 00:20:05,485 Yeye hatakwenda "Niliweza kuishughulikia mwaka jana, 507 00:20:05,482 --> 00:20:08,561 Lakini, oh, inchi mbili zaidi? Sahau hilo." 508 00:20:08,556 --> 00:20:11,761 - Itavunjwa. Kwa hiyo usijali kuhusu hilo. - ( Stephen anacheka ) 509 00:20:11,756 --> 00:20:13,775 Haijalishi ni kubwa kiasi gani. 510 00:20:13,773 --> 00:20:16,049 Kitu kingine, ingawa, Imetokea tangu, sawa? 511 00:20:16,046 --> 00:20:18,770 Walikuwa wakipanda huko juu, 512 00:20:18,766 --> 00:20:20,880 Mtu alikaribia juu 513 00:20:20,877 --> 00:20:23,601 Na walikuwa aina kupanda juu hivyo, 514 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,263 Kushikilia ukingo wa mwamba na kwamba-- 515 00:20:25,261 --> 00:20:27,087 Na walisahau bendera na ilibidi kurudi nyuma? 516 00:20:27,084 --> 00:20:29,263 Hapana, mkono wao piga kidogo mwamba 517 00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:30,510 Na ikawa kama... Dong! 518 00:20:30,509 --> 00:20:32,784 "oh, ni nini hicho?" dong-dong! 519 00:20:32,781 --> 00:20:34,447 Weka mkono mwingine juu... Ding-ding! 520 00:20:34,445 --> 00:20:37,235 Piano chini ya hapo. Hawajui ilifikaje huko. 521 00:20:37,231 --> 00:20:38,898 Kweli, unazungumza shit tena. 522 00:20:38,896 --> 00:20:41,175 - Mtu amekuwa akionya. - Naam-- oh, sawa. 523 00:20:41,171 --> 00:20:43,993 - Juu ya mlima Everest? - Sawa. Baraza halitaondoa hata kidogo 524 00:20:43,989 --> 00:20:45,495 Mashine yako ya kuosha isipokuwa utawalipa. 525 00:20:45,493 --> 00:20:47,160 Wao si gonna ruka Everest -- 526 00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:49,242 Hapana, hii ndio shida, kwa sababu baraza halitachukua chochote. 527 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,195 - Watu wanaenda, "tunaweza kufanya nini na hili? " - Ricky: "oh yeah, 528 00:20:51,192 --> 00:20:53,276 Kwa nini sio tu-- Nitakuambia nini. 529 00:20:53,273 --> 00:20:55,837 Piga tu Everest. Itakuchukua siku tisa 530 00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:57,692 Na unaweza kufa, 531 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,965 Lakini ibukizie tu juu ya Everest." 532 00:20:59,962 --> 00:21:02,142 Naam, najua kwa ukweli kwamba umechanganyikiwa-- 533 00:21:02,139 --> 00:21:03,389 Umechanganyikiwa mambo machache hapo, 534 00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:05,951 Kwa sababu nadhani piano kupatikana 535 00:21:05,947 --> 00:21:07,934 Ilikuwa kweli mahali fulani huko Scotland-- 536 00:21:07,931 --> 00:21:11,456 Aina fulani ya moor huko Scotland-- nao wakapata piano kule juu. 537 00:21:11,451 --> 00:21:13,791 Na kila mtu akasema, "vipi kinanda hapa juu?" 538 00:21:13,787 --> 00:21:15,325 Na ikawa kwamba mtu fulani-- 539 00:21:15,324 --> 00:21:17,438 Mmoja wa watu hawa wanaojaribu kuvunja rekodi za dunia-- 540 00:21:17,435 --> 00:21:20,961 Alikuwa amekokota piano pale kama aina fulani ya kazi ya uvumilivu 541 00:21:20,955 --> 00:21:22,942 Lakini nilifikiria, "Nitahukumiwa ikiwa Nitairudisha tena," 542 00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:24,509 Na tu aliiacha juu. 543 00:21:24,507 --> 00:21:26,808 Haikuwa mtu yeyote wa kudokeza au wageni au kitu chochote. 544 00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:32,609 "baadhi ya wanasayansi wamekuja na tiba ya mafua ya ndege." 545 00:21:32,606 --> 00:21:35,491 Ni jambo la kufanya na baadhi ya vitu katika farasi. 546 00:21:35,486 --> 00:21:37,026 Walitoa mafua kwa panya, 547 00:21:37,025 --> 00:21:38,789 Kisha ingiza na ni vizuri tena. 548 00:21:38,786 --> 00:21:40,966 Nadhani tuache kuja na tiba ya mambo 549 00:21:40,963 --> 00:21:43,239 Kama vile vijidudu vinazidi kupata nguvu na nguvu zaidi. 550 00:21:43,236 --> 00:21:45,735 Naamini ifikapo 2020 vijidudu vitakuwa vikubwa sana 551 00:21:45,732 --> 00:21:47,879 Hilo tutaweza kuwaona angani. 552 00:21:47,876 --> 00:21:49,736 Hawatakuwapo tena chembe kidogo. 553 00:21:49,733 --> 00:21:52,908 Usingemeza moja. Ikiwa ulifanya, basi haitakuwa kijidudu kitakachokuua. 554 00:21:52,903 --> 00:21:54,698 - Utasonga hadi kufa." - Karl: Nadhani hiyo ni-- 555 00:21:54,696 --> 00:21:56,554 Ndivyo tutakavyokufa katika siku zijazo. 556 00:21:56,552 --> 00:21:59,695 - Kusongwa na wadudu wakubwa wakubwa? - Juu ya vijidudu. 557 00:21:59,690 --> 00:22:02,351 Na kisha watakuwa wakirukaruka kuzunguka miji, sivyo? 558 00:22:02,347 --> 00:22:04,013 Nitakuambia nini, ingawa, sawa? 559 00:22:04,011 --> 00:22:05,742 Ninapata wasiwasi sasa 560 00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:07,888 Kwa sababu mambo haya anaamini na kufikiria, 561 00:22:07,885 --> 00:22:11,797 Ni-------------namaanisha, inaweza kuwa kiakili. 562 00:22:11,791 --> 00:22:14,869 Unajua ninamaanisha nini, ingawa? Kama aina sahihi ya paranoid -- 563 00:22:14,864 --> 00:22:18,264 Mmoja wa watu hao ambaye hivi karibuni atakuja kuishi katika dari iliyofunikwa kwa karatasi ya bati? 564 00:22:18,259 --> 00:22:19,797 - Stephen: Ndiyo. - Ricky: Kweli? 565 00:22:19,795 --> 00:22:22,809 Na kurasa za Biblia kote kote-- 566 00:22:22,804 --> 00:22:25,816 Na Suzanne itabidi vaa aina fulani ya vazi la anga 567 00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:27,703 - Kuingia na kumpa maharagwe yake kwenye toast. - Stephen: Ndiyo. 568 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:29,656 Ricky: Na atakuwa nayo kung'arisha kila Maharage. 569 00:22:29,654 --> 00:22:31,576 Hiyo ni - ndivyo wanasayansi, sivyo? 570 00:22:31,573 --> 00:22:33,238 Wanafikiria tu mbele ya kila mtu mwingine. 571 00:22:33,236 --> 00:22:34,772 Ndicho ninachofanya. 572 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:37,554 Na jambo la ajabu ni sawa, Steve, 573 00:22:37,550 --> 00:22:40,433 Wakati fulani wiki iliyopita kulikuwa na sehemu ya sayansi 574 00:22:40,429 --> 00:22:42,288 Ambayo ilikuwa karibu kwa yale ambayo tayari nimesema. 575 00:22:42,286 --> 00:22:44,562 - Ndio. Hakika. - Wana vijidudu 576 00:22:44,558 --> 00:22:46,384 Hiyo ni kama kula sukari, sawa? 577 00:22:46,382 --> 00:22:48,754 Wanawashikilia kwenye chakula cha mchana sanduku na bar ya chokoleti. 578 00:22:48,751 --> 00:22:50,899 Ndani ya saa moja, ilikuwa imekwenda, sawa? 579 00:22:50,896 --> 00:22:52,818 Na wanasema sasa hivi vijidudu hupenda chokoleti na-- 580 00:22:52,815 --> 00:22:54,802 Je, mwanasayansi huyu iache karibu 581 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,044 Mwanasayansi huyu wa mafuta anayefanya kazi katika maabara moja? 582 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:58,899 "hata hivyo, haiaminiki." 583 00:22:58,897 --> 00:23:00,788 Akasema, "Ted." akaenda, "nini?" 584 00:23:00,786 --> 00:23:03,960 "sawa, niliweka chokoleti weka hapa na kidudu. 585 00:23:03,955 --> 00:23:06,263 Siwezi kuamini kuwa imepita." "hiyo ni ya kushangaza. 586 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:08,215 Naam, ni kipaji, hiyo. Fanya hivyo tena." 587 00:23:08,212 --> 00:23:10,808 "nini?" "fanya tena. Acha nyingine. 588 00:23:10,804 --> 00:23:12,792 - Angalia kama itatokea tena." - ( Burps ) 589 00:23:12,790 --> 00:23:14,969 Kwa hivyo katika siku zijazo, unakimbia huku na huko 590 00:23:14,966 --> 00:23:17,561 - Na vijidudu ... - Kula chokoleti. 591 00:23:17,557 --> 00:23:19,658 Sawa. 592 00:23:20,693 --> 00:23:23,001 Hiyo si sayansi. Huyo ni PAC-man. 593 00:23:25,555 --> 00:23:28,757 ( Ricky anacheka, mlio wa vijidudu) 594 00:23:28,807 --> 00:23:33,357 Rekebisha na Usawazishaji kwa Kilandanishi cha Manukuu Rahisi 1.0.0.0